I Believe… [Equal Opportunity Assholes]

By Don Hall

…that what is trending on Twitter isn’t fucking news. Might as well have articles about “What the Conspiracy Theory Asshole Next Door Thinks.”

…that if unemployment pays more than the hourly worker can make by working, maybe it’s time we raise minimum wage.

…that an added benefit of social media in Vegas is that I can spend a solid thirty minutes every morning blocking both Critical Race Theorists and MAGA turds in equal measure!

…that after blowing off the watching of Game of Thrones for years, it’s time. And that fucking theme song is goddamned catchy.

…that despite the hyperbole, so far, I’m pretty certain I have all the Constitutional Rights I had before the COVID. The only threat to our Constitutional Rights these days is the Republican Senate.

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