I Believe... [Enduring the Use of Masks]
...that, as Einstein has been quoted saying, “Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore." Smart guy. Spectacular hair.
...that the wave of organized groups smashing into high-end retail stores and stealing things would be just fine if they were wearing hashtag t-shirts aligning with a Utopian cause. At least they were wearing masks, though…
...that using the applications for unemployment insurance as proof that the job market is robust is akin to claiming the number of people calling the AT&T Customer Service line is proof that AT&T is rocking it in that department. Most people gave up on calling customer service long ago.
...that if the biggest scandal they can pin on Vice President Kamala Harris is her purchase of cookware, I’d say she’s doing pretty goddamn well as a politician.
...that if you don’t really like The Beatles, you should do us all a favor and shut the fuck up about Peter Jackson’s The Beatles Get Back. I mean, really. You’re like anti-MCU people pissing and moaning about Hawkeye.
