I Believe... [Variant Snap]
...that a burger is defined by the bun. Crap bread ruins the whole thing; great bread elevates it.
...that the next strain of COVID will be known as the Thanos Variant.
...that when getting legislation passed in Congress goes from Schoolhouse Rock to Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, we might want to re-think the duopoly of the two-party cul de sac.
...that when your buddy gets a cyst on the back of his head and texts you that he’s thinking about your balls, maybe you should stop telling that ball cyst story for a while?
...that when I hear about a four-year-old transgender child I’m reminded of the “Believe the Children” horseshit that spawned a national frenzy about Satanic rituals in day care in the 80s. Kids are sponges for indoctrination and nonsense. That’s why we don’t let the drive, vote, or dictate their own terms of bedtime.
