I Believe... [2022 ElectionMania!]

...that anyone openly claiming to represent the white nation, the black community, or even the Coalition of Hot Dog Fans, is fundamentally full of shit. Monolithing whole groups of individuals is a tactic, not a reality.

..that I have found great benefit in my life being a Generalist as opposed to a Specialist. Good at a list of things, expert in none.

...that, with the full-on mouth-breathing, drooling crop of idiots on fire about the last presidential election, the 2022 midterm elections will resemble nothing if not a WWE Tournament of Retards. At least it’ll be entertaining…

...that before you claim you have been discriminated against because of your race, sexuality, or gender perhaps you should first consider that it is due to you being wholly unattractive. Ugly is a universal block. Obnoxious never gains points in an interview.

...that the only thing that will get the 52% of Americans who have decided not to be vaccinated to sack up and get the vaccine is to create a nationwide required COVID Vaccine Passport. If you can’t go to the movies, a restaurant, a concert, a ball game, or any other place of gathering without proof you are a responsible citizen committed to the social contract, you’ll get vaccinated.