I Believe… [Language Policing]

...that Robin DiAngelo writing another book about white privilege is like Jim Jones deciding that the poison Kool-Aid wasn’t enough, how about a plate of cookies laced with rat poison to follow it up?

...that with condos collapsing in Miami, Bill Cosby set free on a technicality, and the Gulf of Mexico on fire, I’m thinking that there should be some pink slips being handed out by someone.

...that most drugs should be legal, but it isn't unbelievable or racist or in any other way surprising that someone who failed an easily passable drug test weeks before the Olympics won't be allowed to run. On the other hand, Michael Phelps?

...that Charles Darwin had a few thoughts that relate to unvaccinated people suddenly contracting the D-variant of COVID. Nature doesn’t really give a shit about your libertarian belief structure.

...that in our further policing of language, we should definitely move away from the term “asshole” and use the less oppressive term “outward facing anal pore”.

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