Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 22, 2021
• I've met rabid Evangelicals who are easier on the senses than most basic bitches with their rush to autumn—pumpkin spice, sweaters, and jackets. You people are insufferable prior to September 21st and mind numbingly annoying every day thereafter.
• There is a preference between being loved because you’re what feels right and being loved because of who you are. If it’s the former, it’s not love; it’s fleeting or never-ending infatuation.
• I believe, more and more, the greatest cause of the breakdown of Americans’ social contract is the Pick-Up Order at your local Starbucks.
• I would leave America if it didn’t mean leaving my family, which I believe is part of the American Problem.
• We are always on the edge of adulthood. As kids, we rush to get there. As adults, we plan to flee from it.
• Starting to think Jeopardy! Should have died with Alex Trebek.
