I Believe... [Half Full Patriarchy]

...that if you go to a fast food place and order either gluten-free or vegan items, you’re a total suckhole.

...that the solution to the wave of mass shootings is to absolutely stigmatize signs of mental illness and prevent those who demonstrate them from purchasing a gun. Mental illness is not a fad or a trend to jump onto with a sense of joining a community of like-minded people. It’s a mental fucking illness. If someone is clinically depressed, diagnosed with any sort of diorder, or has issues with violence, they should not legally be allowed to own a gun of any kind.

...that in the nonstop drumbeat of looking for a job, there are days when you gotta say “Fuck this” and spend some time fantasizing about hitchhiking across the country like a hobo of old.

...that among phrases used by people I immediately dismiss as adjacent to Flat Earthers are those who unironically call anyone cisgendered.

...that without the patriarchy, hundreds of OnlyFans creators with no skills but great tits would have to get jobs.