McCarthy Declares Victory, Claims Votes Rigged

The Speaker of the House wins one of these noisemakers.

by Joe Janes

Republican representative from California Kevin McCarthy, after losing several votes to be the new speaker of the house, has declared victory in the face of electoral defeat. According to McCarthy, “I was winning. Hundreds of votes and then I lose? Something is very wrong here and I blame the democrats who are notoriously known for stealing elections.”

Ironically, some republicans who agree that the presidency was stolen from Donald Trump by democrats have stated they did not vote for McCarthy. Unlike general elections, the votes of representatives are not secret or done on a computer. They do it right there in front of everyone verbally.

Mike Lindell of MyPillow, Inc has stated, “This is another outrageous election outrage and I have proof democrats have interfered with the voting process. We suspect ventriloquism and rigged microphones. We have been reviewing videos, and every time a republican speaks, Nancy Pelosi’s lips can be seen slightly mouthing “Santos” while they vote. She visibly drinks a glass of water whenever Matt Gaetz speaks and then takes a bow.” Mike Lindell has vowed to reveal all tonight in a special presentation on his streaming channel accessible for a small fee.

McCarthy has reportedly been in contact with representatives from Georgia asking them to find him just 20 more votes.

Representatives Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert seen here not voting for McCarthy.