I Believe... [Pick Up Lines]
...that Daylight Savings feels like an elaborate prank by the government designed to see exactly how gullible the population can be. Next up? “Drive on The Left Side” Tuesdays.
...that among the worst or best pick up lines for a potential date is “Hey. What’s your favorite dinosaur?”
...that the breakdown of society began when people started eating breakfast for dinner and abandoned basic protocol.
...that your stance on the Israel/Palestine situation means less than nothing to the people in that region so why so loud about it? It ain’t for them, is it?
...that as the march of time presses forward it’s hard not agree with the many versions of sci-fi AI as these thinking machines conclude that humanity may not be worth saving.