I Believe... [Yes or No Questions]

...that any online test designed to diagnose you for a real affliction is probably horseshit on one end and sinister on the other.

...that anytime anyone demands you answer a ‘yes or no’ question, it’s a trap.

...that vaping asn’t cool until people started looking down their nose at it and then it became super fucking cool. Which answers the question “What is cool?”

...that one should only love and be loyal to that which love in return. Corporations and industries do not have the capacity.

...that a relationship ain’t over until all parties decide it is.