I Believe... [Unimpressive]

...that the stranger in a strange land looks like five grown men with four talking about college basketball and country music while the fifth smiles with the same clarity as if he were listening to gibberish.

...that the difference between 57 and 61 can be a vast chasm of aging that can only be explained by either genetics or the bizarre sense of humor of a mischievous god.

...that a man who is no longer looking for a romantic partner and isn’t seeking out new friends is the most free he will ever be as he no longer has anyone he needs to impress.

...that if the government bails out yet another major bank, the government should likewise start bailing out the grandmas who lose their life savings to television preachers and truck drivers who gamble away their house payments at slot machines.

...that despite what one thinks of the Oscars at least the commercials were a lot better than the ones for the Superbowl. And Rihanna seemed awake for the Academy…