I Believe... [Examining the Self]

...that I’ve found the best response to an unwanted sales call is to just repeat the word ’no’ over and over until they hang up.

...that Trump is Lucy holding the football for we Charlie Browns to kick—every single time.

...that Life and liberty are solid foundations for a society but the pursuit of happiness is a tunnel of constant thwarted expectations. One does not find happiness by pursuing but by doing things which one of the side effects of the doing happens to be happiness.

...that the unexamined life is not worth living (Socrates). The over-examined life is just a drag.

...that fifteen bucks for a turkey leg at a festival is only justified if it’s a really big fucking turkey leg.