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by Joe Janes

News for YOU! Headlines

 

Cat Barfed After Ignoring Your Advice To Eat More Slowly

Is It Possible To Deposit Cash Into Bank Account Without Looking Like Drug Dealer Or Terrorist? - No

Not Having A Hobby Considered A Hobby

Single Man Wonders Why Women His Age Look So Old

Single Woman Wonders Why Men Her Age Are Still Idiots

Living Spaces Only Need Be Cleaned When Someone Coming Over

It’s True! Watching Film Adaptation Of Book Same As Reading Book

Characters On TV You Care About Like You Back

5-Second Rule Only Counts If There’s A Witness, May Be Extended Days While Alone

The World Is Burning, Stock Up On Booze

Children -They’re A Thing

Is There Something Everyone Else On Earth Is Keeping From You? - Yes

 

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