News for YOU Headlines
by Joe Janes
News for YOU! Headlines
Cat Barfed After Ignoring Your Advice To Eat More Slowly
Is It Possible To Deposit Cash Into Bank Account Without Looking Like Drug Dealer Or Terrorist? - No
Not Having A Hobby Considered A Hobby
Single Man Wonders Why Women His Age Look So Old
Single Woman Wonders Why Men Her Age Are Still Idiots
Living Spaces Only Need Be Cleaned When Someone Coming Over
It’s True! Watching Film Adaptation Of Book Same As Reading Book
Characters On TV You Care About Like You Back
5-Second Rule Only Counts If There’s A Witness, May Be Extended Days While Alone
The World Is Burning, Stock Up On Booze
Children -They’re A Thing
Is There Something Everyone Else On Earth Is Keeping From You? - Yes