I Believe... [Playing the Game Better]

...that life isn’t about finding yourself or finding a cause to follow or finding acceptance. Life is about carving someone you want to be out of stone and creating a life worth living.

...that eating kale or beets is like rooting around in the weeds for a snack.

...that the frozen Brisket Mac N Cheez at Costco is fire. Like an ugly woman who gives incredible head, it’s a pleasant surprise.

...that parents cannot protect their children from the world, they can only help them become stronger by letting them get hurt and survive.

...that the drooling MAGA crowd are a lot better at the cancel and boycott game than the Progressive Left.