Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 16, 2025
• Referring to Friday as “Fri-yay” immediately kills any excitement for the weekend because it’s a foreshadowing of how annoying you’re going to be throughout it.
• The descent to hell is easy when the road is paved with alcoholic tolerance.
• There is no better cheese than parmesan.
• All relationships are a double-edged sword.
• If you’re wondering why God is allowing bad things to happen to good people, like getting cancer, losing their job or their home—real bad stuff—it’s because God is too busy fielding prayers about trans kids playing sports. It’s not not important, but there have to be priorities. And God is prioritizing like a Democrat.
• It will do our country some good to breakdown. Complete destruction is the only way a Phoenix can rise from the ashes.
