Notes from the Post-it Wall — Halloween Edition

By David Himmel

• There’s nothing scarier than having your mom show up to your Halloween party dressed as a slutty caterpillar.

• Have you guys heard of this really cool Halloween song by some guy named Michael Jackson called Thriller?

• Lots of people enjoy eating soup from a bread bowl. I prefer my soup out of a human skull.

• One time, I was in a haunted house and some poor guy making a meager wage in a rubber mask jumped out of a dark corner and scared me. I instinctively punched him in the face. Hard. If that guy is reading this, sorry, dude. You’re real good at your job.

• Have you guys heard of this really cool Halloween song by this band No Doubt called Spiderwebs?  

Mannequin is the scariest movie I have ever fucking seen.

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