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I Believe... [Fearless Leaders Masturbating Each Other with Nuke Threats]
...that "reverse racism" isn't racism at all but a simple adjustment to even things up a little bit. In the parlance of civilized people, we tend to call that a long overdue slice of justice.
...that, if taken through the lens of truck stops and gas stations throughout the Midwest, Reese’s has taken over the world.