I Believe... [Small but Potent]
...that four differently spiced and garnished sliders is vastly better than one full-sized hamburger.
I Believe… [Both Can Be Right]
…that Soleimani was a terrorist monster who deserved to be killed and Trumpenstein is a horrible man deserving of impeachment and removal from office. Both can be true so quit bending yourself into pretzels in existential crisis.