Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 11, 2021
Speaking of hell… I was recently asked if Jews believe in hell. Not that I’m an expert on all things Jewish, I was just the closest thing resembling a Jew at the time. Anyway… no. Jews don’t believe in hell. But if there was a Jewish hell, it would be Judaism’s worst having to watch that documentary about Woody Allen allegedly molesting his daughter for eternity. “Oy vey, noooooo! Why can’t we watch Annie Hall!?!?!?”
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Chillicothe Father of the Year
I can’t tell you about it in person, because I’m a telemarketer. Bound by honor to use the phone.
...that, if taken through the lens of truck stops and gas stations throughout the Midwest, Reese’s has taken over the world.