I Believe… [The Reese’s Takeover]

...that there’s simply not enough discourse online about the plights of albinos. Albinophobia is rampant. Silence equals violence so let’s get on that, gang.

...that as more and more straight women are choosing to remain single because of fewer financially stable men and higher standards, I’m glad I’m past the age of giving a shit.

...that the demand for rights absent a following responsibility is the route of the ethically bankrupt.

...that, if taken through the lens of truck stops and gas stations throughout the Midwest, Reese’s has taken over the world.

...that if you have more pictures of yourself on your phone than of other people you might have a Me problem.