Movie Reviews by an Unemployed Guy
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Great movie. GREAT. MOVIE. Heartbreaking. Violent. Hugh Jackman brings his two decades playing the same character to bear to create a fitting send off to Wolverine. While I only had a decade of my job, I understand his torment as a figure of significance relegated to a shack in the middle of the desert, his only friends an albino and a deranged old man with psychic seizures.
I wish I had adamantium claws. Would have shot those things out and shredded that goddamn copy machine...
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.