I Believe... [Missing the Cold War]
...that I long for the days of the Cold War when our enemies were Soviets instead of each other and we thought hiding under our desks could save us from nuclear war.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 28, 2021
People who post spoilers about a show or a movie with twenty-four hours of its premiere are as bad as Ted Cruz.
Live Free, Die Texan!
If you contract COVID and the hospital is full, don’t be a baby about it.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | South Texas Family Life Choices Legal Clinic
All I’m asking is that you consider other options. Think about it. Take your time. Come back in ten, fifteen years and tell me how you feel. You know, many people die from simple accidents or natural causes. If you wait, they might just die on their own.
Notes from the Post-it Wall — Road Trip Edition
• The President George Bush Turnpike being a toll road is hilarious irony, and sort of a fuck you to the people of Texas.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.