![I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1527877807408-JOPT93G1ZR817AUYYXQP/ibelieve....jpg)
I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]
…that there's a reason that the wealthy are most often portrayed as the villains in popular culture and it isn't envy. It's reality. If your motivations in life are a soup of individualism, competition, and materialism you are the villain.
It Must Be Dorito’s Fault I’m a Bag of Suet in a Pair of Overstuffed Skinny Jeans
So, in the debate over whether we are addicted to our smartphones or social media, it makes no difference if we are addicted, manipulated, or just weak-willed, the results are still exactly the same: a compromised democracy, the highest teen suicide rate in recorded history, a dwindling attention span and a slow disconnect from humanity in favor of the humanity as represented on a glass screen.
![I Believe… [WOLVERINES!]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1519303151159-RE3BON2J0JENTW87Z05A/IMG_1629.JPG)
I Believe… [WOLVERINES!]
...that, if you think high school kids can’t be heroes, you never saw Red Dawn. WOLVERINES!
![I Believe... [Trump vs. Harrison]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1495032455771-PHOJGREQMF8FNY2CPM67/yorick.jpg)
I Believe... [Trump vs. Harrison]
...that the idea of a male romper is more distressing than the man-bun, the endless facial hair and the fake enthusiasm for kale. I may move to Wyoming and live in a cave to avoid modern fashion trends.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.