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I Believe… [Skipping Halloween?]
I believe… that maybe we can skip Halloween this year given that the entire year has already been a bath of horror?
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I Believe… [With a New Year Comes the Same Bullshit]
…that no matter how much you want the New Year page turn to open up to a whole new world, Donald Trump is still the fucking president.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.