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I Believe... [AIM Wasn't Dead and Buried?]
...that it is almost embarrassing when it is announced that someone or something died and you thought they or it was dead long ago. That said, if you were still using AOL Instant Messenger, you're the one idiot using an abacus in the middle of an Apple store.
![I Believe...[The Safest Space]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1499460575103-P7C88EBJJ6X4TRG1M3RX/yorick.jpg)
I Believe...[The Safest Space]
...that the safest space of all, removed from micro aggressions and ideas that conflict with your belief system, is in your parents' basement with a padlock to keep your sister from snooping.