Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 24, 2021
Hedge fund managers are the real welfare queens and kings. But they’re way lazier.
Real Evil is More Like Carter Burke
The stock market is just white collar gambling.
I Want to Be the Core Holding in Your Hedge Fund of Pussy
You date like you're running a hedge fund, always keeping some women on the side just in case your current main squeeze doesn't work out, is busy or out of town, or pisses you off…
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.