I Believe...

...that if DeVos running the largely toothless Office of Education has you upset, wait until Trump nominates a slightly underdone baked potato with a swastika painted on it with nail polish for the position of Czar of the Drug War. Or, you know, when he nominates a former Goldman-Sachs executive to be the Secretary of Treasury.

...that the results of a football game do not indicate racism or a lack of it anywhere, ever.  It's a fucking football game, man.

...that The Founder is like The Wolf of Wall Street with hamburgers instead of blow.  As if I didn't already have 47 reasons to avoid McDonald's...

...that the level of non-stop outrage is both out of context about half of the time and not sustainable in the future (when we're really going to need it.)  Make sure you take a nap once in a while and maybe grab a juice box from time to time.  2018 isn't that far away...

...that, while it's lovely to have 50 degree weather in February, we won't be as happy when we have 135 degree temperatures in July alongside the daily hurricanes, tornados and toads falling from the sky.