I Believe… [Channeling Gump]
…that the embrace of the concept that men are toxic simply due to being men is no different from any other bullshit biological stereotype used to justify a power dynamic.
…that the irony is thick like fresh butter on toast when someone trying to center the discussion on their feelings and their experiences accuses someone else of doing the same thing.
…that the older I get the more likely my biggest regret in the morning will not be that glass of bourbon but that midnight grilled cheese sandwich.
…that, in the WWE 2018 wind up of creating a truly heinous cast of villains, it looks like Robert Mueller is the Hulk Hogan of the series.
…that, in the spirit of Forrest Gump, racist is what racist does rather than what racist says.