The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Mueller Redacted

Even though it mentions his name a lot, Trump will never read this.

by Joe Janes

The Attorney General’s Office

Wednesday, March 27, 2019   8:30am

Attendance: Attorney General William Barr and staff

Barr – Good morning, everyone. I have been working diligently since we received Robert Mueller’s report on his two year investigation into the great and mighty chosen-by-God leader of this magnificent free country’s alleged ties to Russia. After redacting all sensitive material relating to continuing investigations or Grand Jury testimonies, I believe we now have a report we can release to the public. Please, take a look. 

Barr - Let’s get copies of this sent out to all the “real” media and the fake ones, too, so they can choke on it. Also, send a copy to The White House with a dozen roses. Scratch that, a dozen orders of McDonald’s freedom fries.

It says so very clearly in the report.