I Believe… [A Lightly Worn Hat]
…that staying fit and maintaining your weight is not an achievable one-time goal but an every day challenge that constantly reminds you that your demise is just right around the corner.
…that once they have you on the ground, it’s best to acknowledge that there is probably a better way out of the situation than through brute force.
…that it is redundant to click a ❤️ on a Tweet and then type “I agree.” Your digital valentine already indicates that, dipshit.
…that like a character in an improvised scene, a job should be treated like a lightly worn hat, instantly removed to reveal the true self whenever necessary.
…that impeaching a president on charges of misdemeanor only to have the Senate acquit him seems like the height of injustice and the road to dictatorship. I know, because Bill Clinton became Supreme Leader shortly thereafter.
