![I Believe… [It’s the Flags You Fly That Brand You a Dipshit]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1587257390167-4EULQYHVYAC163RQ4YXD/IMG_2541.jpeg)
I Believe… [It’s the Flags You Fly That Brand You a Dipshit]
I believe… that no matter how righteous your protest, as soon as you display that Confederate flag and those swastikas, we all know you’re an asshole.
![I Believe… [A Lightly Worn Hat]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1581045814563-QDS6EGV5KEMOPXCEXYM6/IMG_2541.jpeg)
I Believe… [A Lightly Worn Hat]
…that like a character in an improvised scene, a job should be treated like a lightly worn hat, instantly removed to reveal the true self whenever necessary.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.