I Believe… [The Pandemic 15 Is Truly American]

By Don Hall

…that only in America can we experience a pandemic followed by massive unemployment and restaurants closed down and still fucking gain weight.

…that the idea that we can’t put a price on life is bullshit. We put prices on lives every single day. I mean, each of the 3,000 or so lives lost on 9/11 were worth billions each and every undocumented immigrant life in America is worth about $0.30 a day.

…that after some time on Netflix, it has come to my attention that there are a LOT of filmmakers and television show writers who are incredibly bereft of talent or taste.

…that it is truly sad that a masturbating comedian and a legally vindicated filmmaker are still on the Woke hit list. When the Left is just as willingly ignorant and unforgiving as the Right, we are in a dark, dark place. 

…that invoking the potential use of the 25th Amendment on Donald Trump is both useless (we couldn’t even convict him once impeached) and highly insulting to people with mental illness (cuz he’s more like a media-savvy moron than nuts).

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