Ten Shocking Revelations from Stephanie Grisham’s Book!
Stephanie Grisham laughs at Jared Kushner’s COVID-19 strategy.
written by Joe Janes
Stephanie Ann Grisham served as press secretary and as communications director for the Trump administration from July 2019 to April 2020. She served as Chief of Staff and Press Secretary for the first lady of the United States, Melania Trump from 2020 to 2021, and previously as her Press Secretary from 2017 to 2019.
She was the first White House press secretary in American history to hold no press conferences.
She resigned on January 6, 2021 following the 2021 storming of the United States Capitol. Her book about her time working in the Trump administration is I'll Take Your Questions Now, except it’s a book. You still don’t get to ask her anything.
10 Shocking Revelations from her Book.
- Vladimir Putin hired a pretty interpreter to distract Trump at a summit and make him easier to manipulate.
- I’m pretty.
- It was a mistake to work for Trump and I regret enabling him, but, look, a book!
- Trump tweets a lot, calls news shows, and talks to reporters on his own. He doesn’t notice when you’re not doing your job as press secretary.
- I like horses.
- Trump wanted the third debate with Biden to be in a cage with Ivanka being a ring girl.
- Eric Trump had a plan to live in the walls of the White House to convince the Bidens the place is haunted and make them leave. I also believe this plan may have been implemented by Eric acting alone. Has anyone seen Eric, lately?
- Melania Trump’s greatest achievement as First Lady was building a tennis court.
- Please help me pay for my new kitchen.
- Late at night, Trump likes to wander the halls of the White House in his boxers with his bathrobe open wearing a MAGA hat and sloppily eating burritos handed to him by secret service agents.
Stephanie Grisham’s book went on sale yesterday. Please don’t buy it.
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