I Believe... [ Grogu is the Unifier]

...that conformity is a devil’s bargain; what you demand today from others is purchased with the conformity that will be demanded of you tomorrow.

...that I would’ve pepper-sprayed that nine-year old, too. I mean, it was better than the alternatives (clocking her up side the head, choke hold until she passed out, a taser, or just letting her keep screaming). The idea that wailing hysterically will get you a pass from authority only works if you’re Donald Trump.

...that positioning Gina Carrano’s firing by Disney as a free speech issue demonstrates how little you understand about free speech; positioning it as ‘holding people accountable for their words’ demonstrates you haven’t gone through your own social media accounts in a while.

...that anyone who actually believed Donald J. Trump would be convicted last week is as delusional as those morons who believe Hillary Clinton is eating babies covered in pepperoni. On the other hand, babies are delicious.

...that the fact that we all find Grogu fucking adorable indicates that we all are far more similar than we are different.