Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 27, 2022
• Cute bartenders are America’s treasure. Nay, the world’s.
• What’s worse than a cold bathroom? The Holocaust. That’s it.
• Scientists should really look into how a dog’s snuggle can cure cancer. It fixes everything else.
• It’s easy to forget how long ago our childhood was. But forgetfulness comes with age.
• I try not to take joy in the unfortunate experiences of others. But as crypto continues to implode on itself, I continue to wish for more and more losses of more and more money for everyone who felt crypto was ever a sensible investment. And if this continues, it’s going to be a great Christmas for me.
• Speaking of Christmas… This holiday season, I’m starting a war on Christmas by stating that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
