I Believe... [First the Show, Then the Convictions?]

...that, unfortunately, I find Bo Burnham about as funny as Andy Borowitz and anything written for McSweeney’s. Which is to say, about as funny as the feeling of a taxidermized raccoon being shoved up my ass.

...that Ms. Marvel is the MCU’s answer to Hannah Montana.

...that if, at the end of the January 6 Commission’s hearings, no one significant goes to prison, it was all just a campaign commercial.

...that Amber Heard is a victim… of the weaponized opinions of those who use the internet to publicly shame and destroy people. Live streaming that trial was like throwing Christians to the lions for the entertainment of the masses.

...that if you vote based on how bad you think the other side is, you shouldn’t be surprised when the people you voted for accomplish very little. Vote for ideas, not ideology.

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