I Believe... [Heartbroken Woody]

...that most pragmatic solution to demilitarizing the police, bringing down crime, reducing gun deaths, and lowering the incarceration rate is to simply decriminalize drugs in the United States. End the War on Drugs and a host of problems are eliminated.

...that complaining about a problem is not in the same ballpark as solving one.

...that both Jordan Peterson and Nikole Hannah-Jones are the exact same sort of assholes. You know, the kind who love nothing more than Twitter fights and flame wars.

...that all the Toy Story movies are actually about divorce.

...that if you refer to yourself as “a Black radical leftist playwright and womanist cultural memory worker” and mean it, you’re absolutely insufferable at parties.