I Believe... ['Spare' Me]
...that the purest moment to speak the truth is when no one is listening.
...that if a lesbian who doesn’t want to date a transgender woman with a penis is a transphobe, a transgender woman who doesn’t want to date a transgender man without one is just self-loathing.
...that, despite the rapid advances in technology in the past twenty years, most of America is still living in 1995.
...that Prince Harry is merely an avatar for an entire cohort clamoring to declare “See? I’m a victim, too! Look over here! I’m truly traumatized! Follow me on my platforms.”
...that the appropriate response for every angry customer who expresses their outrage in a Walgreens by destroying property in a hissy fit is to hire 1099 contractors to follow them home and throw their plates at their PS5’s then grab bags of their stuff and leave while screaming. Some of that and I might even download TikTok.
