I Believe… [The Paradox of Wisdom]

...that moral outrage might feel good but it can’t beat a discount on frozen chicken tenders.

...that gratitude without follow up is like turkey without gravy.

...that it’s okay to have feelings but maybe not so fucking many, amiright?

...that if Donald Trump can be president then the complaints of every convicted felon about not being able to find work starts to sound like unsubstantiated whining.

...that good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement.