I Believe… [The Reward for Bad Behavior]

...that sometimes booze is an escape but the better application is that of a reward for a weekend comprised of amazing dancing and work well done.

...that Daylight Saving is an existential reminder that while time is inevitable and beyond our control, our use of time in a practical way is contingent upon our collective agreement to use labels and clocks to work in tandem. Almost exactly the same mutual consensus when concerning race and currency.

...that the winning recipe for a quality manager is two parts organizational skill, one part basic empathy, three parts asshole, one part sense of humor, and a splash of cheerleader. Stir and serve.

...that using terms for genitals in public is no more sexual in nature than mentioning fists is actually fighting.

...that if you reward people screaming at you by giving in to their demands, you train them and others to scream at you with impunity.