American Shithole #28 — Keeping Up with the Kavanaughs
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American Shithole #28 — Keeping Up with the Kavanaughs

Boys will be boys,” some old, crusty bitches have said about drunk, teenage rapists — by the way, fuck you, conservative white women over 50. Seriously, fuck you. I want a new world order where you get assaulted at bridge club by wandering donkeys fed solely on Viagra.

Hey, donkeys on Viagra will be donkeys, you crusty fucking bitches.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Masterpiece Cakeshop Employee Meeting

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Masterpiece Cakeshop Employee Meeting

Jack: I don’t hate gay people. I just, as per my religion, don’t think they should marry. I have no problem with gay people being gay and doing lots of things that normal people do. It’s like when a monkey wears a hat and pretends to be talking and acting like a human. I think it’s cute. But I also don’t think monkeys should marry.

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