Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 21, 2024
The universe will always operate with balance. America will always tip the scales.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 17, 2023
If I could travel through time, I’d go back and invent a time machine sooner.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 13, 2022
Trump announcing his candidacy for the presidency is exactly the same as me announcing I’m going to have a bowel movement within five hours after eating McDonald’s. It’s obvious and the result will be a foul mess that’ll take quite a while to clean up.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.