Casino at the End of the World
A curious cocktail topped off with a garnish of self-reflection, which is something all of us could use as the world hears those rarely-uttered words, “Last call!”
Jewface? JEWFACE?!?
Gimme a break.
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I Believe... [Apolitical Storms?]
...that the naming of hurricanes is likely to be apolitical but c’mon, guys.
If We Choose to Eat Shit, Is It Really the Fault of the Chef?
“What are you, stupid? All the food you eat is shit. Eat the sushi, dumb fucks.”
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 13, 2023
The hardest part about being an adult is the same as being a kid: so often, you have to do things you just really, really don’t want to do.
Same As It Ever Was
Try That in a Small Town
Small, rural areas operate by their own rules in part because they’re too tiny for the rest of us to really spend time worrying about them but these small towns are the canaries in the coal mine when it comes to how society works.
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I Believe... [Human Babies Require Our Pity to Survive]
...that human babies coming out of the womb helpless and unable to walk make other animals seem superior.
From 2016—I Have An Excellent Idea For Equality
I know exactly how to achieve equality. Be persuasive via the angriest mob.
Archived—A Toxic Friendship Fairy Tale
A darkly delightful tale of a hare standing up for herself against a selfish, useless, ignorant fucking bunny.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 6, 2023
Life’s greatest challenge is finding the middle lane without crossing over into oncoming traffic.
Can't Take My Eyes Offa Joe Janes
Joe is in Scotland which is why there has been an interruption of his regular column.
This is the Day
Simplicity: action begets motivation which creates results which inspire action and so on.
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I Believe... [Small but Potent]
...that four differently spiced and garnished sliders is vastly better than one full-sized hamburger.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 30, 2023
All hype is subject to criticism.
Seven Years
We launched this bitch August 1, 2016.
Not All Dogs Are Feral
If a dog bites someone (it happens) we don't suddenly paint the picture that all dogs or even a significant percentage of dogs are feral.
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I Believe... [Playing the Game Better]
...that the drooling MAGA crowd are a lot better at the cancel and boycott game than the Progressive Left.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 23, 2023
Don’t be a quitter, be a failure.
Finishing a Book Sweats Like Nostalgia
It caused me to miss Las Vegas, miss the people I used to work with and for, miss the life I had way back then (a whole three years ago), miss the very vibe of a casino.
How do you want to be defined? By one action? By some opinion that could evolve? By a mistake, regrettable only with hindsight? Or by the sum of your parts? Okay, do that for other people. Start the trend.