Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Baby Yoda Stuff for Your Favorite Star Wars Fan
You: I’m trying to find the perfect gift for my Star Wars-obsessed friend/sibling/lover. I don’t know, I guess maybe they’d like a custom lightsaber or something?
Me, an intellectual: Baby Yoda.
Perhaps you’ve heard of Baby Yoda? He’s tiny, green, adorable, has brought the entire Star Wars fandom to a tenuous peace, and Laura Dern saw him at a basketball game. You may have also have heard that Disney cocked up and somehow doesn’t have piles of adorable Baby Yoda merch shipping to stores all over the nation right this instant. (Honestly, how did they fuck this up?) No matter, though, what Disney won’t provide, Etsy certainly will! To help you find the best of the best, I’ve put together this helpful gift guide. Without further ado, then, here are fifteen of the best Baby Yoda finds on Etsy:
1. Burrito Yoda
Do you like Star Wars? Do you like Chipotle? Then you’ll love Burrito Yoda!
By Sew Like Mad Boutique
2. Rodent Yoda
Hang this little green mouse cosplaying as Baby Yoda on your Christmas tree.
By semplecreations
3. Dobby Yoda
Put this little green house elf cosplaying as Baby Yoda in your pocket.
By Mythological Taxidermy
4. Hairball Yoda
Oops, your cat ate Baby Yoda. Oh, is that a hairball she’s coughing up? Yes, and Baby Yoda is inside it! Hurray!
By Birblife
5. Bummer Yoda
“I like Baby Yoda, but I wish he were just… more depressing in every possible way.”
By Mindy Lacefield Art
6. Trepanation Yoda
“I like Baby Yoda, but I’d like him better if someone cut a hole in his head, scooped his little brains out, and put a nice succulent in there.”
By RedThreadDIY
7. Faceless Yoda
“I like Baby Yoda, but I’d like him better without a face.”
By RallyBirdBrand
8. Bounty Yoda
This Baby Yoda has been festively encased in carbonite.
By SamsSucre
9. Burnout Yoda
Dude, what if Baby Yoda was like…a stoner?
By PonyPictures
10. Spoon
For your favorite Baby Yoda-loving heroin addict.
By ninestylesjewelry
11. Risqué Yoda
This Baby Yoda is naked but conveniently comes with a lovely fuzzy boa. He’s all ready for the floor show!
By AstralBlissKaliYang
12. He’s-staring-right-at-you Yoda
Put him on your nightstand. He wants to watch you sleep.
By Moorlandlove
13. Oh-no-you-fed-him-after-midnight Yoda
What were you thinking? Why didn’t you follow the old man’s instructions?!
By LanikToys
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By Nafantano
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