I Believe... [Preserve the Peace]
...that some plans should just be planned and executed rather than telegraphed to preserve the peace.
I Believe… [Best Pizza in the World]
..that no pizza in the world compares to Chicago’s Pequod’s. Fight me.
The War in the Middle East Brought to You by Dupixent
Like being presented with a video of a kid’s head being lopped off on a soccer field briefly interrupted by a call to action involving Skittles. It’s ugly, it’s unnecessary, it’s exhausting.
I Believe... [C'Mon!]
...that the moment when any rock singer barks out “C’mon!” before a massive guitar riff is the moment I say “OK! Fucking A! C’mon!”
Listing the Fuckups is More Helpful Than the Other List
The size of your successes matches the size of your failures.
I Believe... [Profundity Comes From Heartache]
...that we are our most profound when broken hearted.
Loving Las Vegas—Come Out and Buy a Book!
Free but you should bring some dough for booze and books!
Emotional Truth is a Synonym for Bullshit
Did Hannah Gadsby really nearly get beaten up at a bus stop for presenting as lesbian? Did Dave Chappelle actually have the conversations with his transgender fan? Did Bert Kreischer truthfully infiltrate the Russian mob? Does any of that matter?
I Believe... [More Kirk, Please]
...that while developing more Spock and less Kirk in my decision making has been for the good, I’m thinking I could use some more of that Kirk in the meantime. Being overly cautious has never been my default and while caution is smart, it doesn’t make for a good story.
How Democracy Works
Disconnecting from the Cacophony
This is not to state that competition is the source of our current divides but how we perceive competition and specifically for what you compete is the problem we face.
I Believe... [Weed Your Mom's Garden]
...that spending a morning helping my mom clean up her extensive gardens, pulling weeds and trimming back overgrowth, and then organizing the garage as my dad sits in his chair supervising his need for order in one of his few places left is worth more than most things I do on any other given day. My mom singing nonsense songs in her pleasure at her garden and my dad’s satisfied grin as the garage comes together is gold.
If Al Capone Had Been Elected President...
Choosing to Not Share the Pain
Who in this scenario is to blame for non-striking workers (below-the-line people) feeling the pain designed to be inflicted on the Big Money class?
I Believe... [AI is a Sex Doll]
...that AI will eventually end up simply pretending to love lonely men and women like emotional sex dolls.
Two Kinds of Pain: Useless and Useful or What I Learned from Frank Underwood (Archived)
“There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.” — Frank Underwood (House of Cards, Season 1)
I Believe... [Pretending to Work]
...that there is a clear difference between being busy and working. The first is about perception, the second about results.
The Best New Eldercare
He understood this as he was in his eighties and that’s what happens to humans even when they take good care of themselves and have, as he did, top tier health benefits.
I Believe... [Tap Dancing on Eggs]
...that the best response to a society hellbent on requiring the careful, nervous walk through a minefield of eggshells is to tap dance on every fucking egg.
Casino at the End of the World
A curious cocktail topped off with a garnish of self-reflection, which is something all of us could use as the world hears those rarely-uttered words, “Last call!”
How do you want to be defined? By one action? By some opinion that could evolve? By a mistake, regrettable only with hindsight? Or by the sum of your parts? Okay, do that for other people. Start the trend.