Don Hall 1/8/18 Don Hall 1/8/18

I Believe… [Fashion Statement Activism]

…that the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling (and people are buying) a $135 Coffee Enema Kit is far more alarming than anything going on in Congress these days. I "accidentally" shot coffee up my ass (there was a safe word) and it was not worth $135 unless it was from Starbucks.

William Arnett 1/2/18 William Arnett 1/2/18

Would Luke Skywalker Vote Republican?

Would Luke Skywalker or Superman or Rambo ever vote for a Republican?

Don Hall 1/1/18 Don Hall 1/1/18

I Believe… [With a New Year Comes the Same Bullshit]

…that no matter how much you want the New Year page turn to open up to a whole new world, Donald Trump is still the fucking president.

Don Hall 11/27/17 Don Hall 11/27/17

I Believe... [Will SOME Mega-Corporations PLEASE Regulate the Internet?]

...that there is a paradox afoot when we are trying hard to get a few mega-corporations to regulate content on the internet (Faceborg, Google) and trying hard to prevent other mega-corporations from regulating content on the internet (Comcast, ATT&T) at the same time.

Chris Churchill 11/13/17 Chris Churchill 11/13/17

We Built This Shitty

If we believe in America, we have to know that all sides of America are America too. That means America is nauseous right now. Maybe the fact that both sides see each other as other is the biggest sickness we as a national entity have.

Don Hall 11/12/17 Don Hall 11/12/17

Chicken Little Was a Fucking Lunatic

Perhaps it's time to admit that maybe these are all acorns and the lunatic Chicken Little Syndrome is now ours to acknowledge. The Right owned it for eight years and now it's ours.

David Himmel 11/10/17 David Himmel 11/10/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of November 5, 2017

• I would kill to be a sociopath.

Contributing Writer 11/8/17 Contributing Writer 11/8/17

13 Things to Blame for the Trump Presidency

Who can we blame for the election of Donald Trump as president? Here is a short list of scapegoats and why any one of them deserve all of the blame. All of it.

Joe Janes 11/1/17 Joe Janes 11/1/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting

- “We’re hot!” said the president.

- “Because we are on fire.” Said Chief of Staff Kelly

Joe Janes 10/18/17 Joe Janes 10/18/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Sexual Predators Celebrity VIP Chapter

" I don’t know why masturbating in front of someone is considered assault. I’m the only one getting groped.

Don Hall 10/6/17 Don Hall 10/6/17

Trump is a Mirror We Hate Looking In To

To misquote the oft-quoted meme, Donald Trump is not the president we need but he is the president we deserve.

Don Hall 10/2/17 Don Hall 10/2/17

I Believe... [I Heard a Rumor...]

...that if your allegiance is to a symbol rather than people, to a song rather than citizens, you *might* be a racist or you *might* not be a racist but you are definitely a jackass.

Don Hall 9/4/17 Don Hall 9/4/17

I Believe... [Is Taylor Swift Our Nero?]

...that, in light of how screwed we are in the world with nature finally fighting back and flooding coastal cities in epic fashion, maybe the trials of being Taylor Swift aren't that fucking important. Methinks she may be Nero fiddling as Rome burns...

Don Hall 8/28/17 Don Hall 8/28/17

I Believe... [Uniting Against a Common Enemy]

...that in the dystopian Aliens Attack the Earth books and films, mankind comes together against a common enemy that transcends nationality, race, class and religion. If our global response to Trump is any indication of how we actually respond to a World Class Threat, the aliens are gonna kick our infighting asses.

Don Hall 8/23/17 Don Hall 8/23/17

Optimistic or Just Stupid? | How Fragile is The American Experiment?

“I’d like to think that I’m an optimist but it may just be that I’m stupid.”
— My mother

The 2016 election was not an anomaly.

We want to believe it was. We were so goddamn certain that Hillary would win. Even Trump didn't really believe his almost impenetrable brand politics was capable of actually taking the Big Chair. It felt, and feels, like a huge step backward. Here we were, planning out our road to Universal Healthcare and Environmental Rollbacks while casually ignoring the drone strikes on civilians and the eight-year refusal to prosecute against those bankers who put us in the Recession—and suddenly, the fucking guy with the orange spray tan, bad hair and loud, unapologetic, insult-laden maw won.

Don Hall 8/21/17 Don Hall 8/21/17

I Believe... [And Danny Rand Became Less Annoying]

...that in the "Look on the bright side of things" Pollyanna sort of way, at least it's becoming easier to spot the bigots, right?

David Himmel 8/18/17 David Himmel 8/18/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of August 13, 2017

• In these turbulent times, sometimes it is best to get in bed and pull the covers way up over your head. Just don’t Dutch Oven yourself.

Don Hall 8/14/17 Don Hall 8/14/17

I Believe... [Fearless Leaders Masturbating Each Other with Nuke Threats]

...that "reverse racism" isn't racism at all but a simple adjustment to even things up a little bit. In the parlance of civilized people, we tend to call that a long overdue slice of justice.

Don Hall 8/7/17 Don Hall 8/7/17

I Believe... [Scaramucci Even Sounds Like a Death Eater]

Don Hall 7/31/17 Don Hall 7/31/17

I Believe... [Dating Advice from John Hughes is BAD]