David Himmel 10/22/21 David Himmel 10/22/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 17, 2021

An unfinished manuscript can haunt you like a ghost. An unpublished book can devour your brain like a hungry zombie.

Contributing Writer 10/21/21 Contributing Writer 10/21/21

I Was a Teenage Space Billionaire

I built a city in the desert.
Lithium and plastic and dry cellulose.
Autonomous flying cars.
Drone-delivered impossible everything,
Nourishing our body-positive bodies.
Streaming, bingeable Obama-produced documentaries
In every remote classroom.

There was even a monorail.

Jenni Thurston 10/20/21 Jenni Thurston 10/20/21

Bog Bodies

In ancient times, people were sacrificed to the bog. Now, the souls trapped within bog demand more sacrifices. And if they don’t get them, they will rise, and they will find souls themselves.

Don Hall 10/19/21 Don Hall 10/19/21

Bringing a Smartphone to a Gunfight

The most prolific of the Twitter Warriors comprise less than 3% of the population who, in turn, drive the most noise about issues.

Don Hall 10/18/21 Don Hall 10/18/21

I Believe... [Channeling The West Wing]

...that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good....that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good.

Don Hall 10/17/21 Don Hall 10/17/21

Finding the 'Bad Apples' Just Got Easier

The question in this suggestion is, if it is a number of 'bad apples' spoiling the barrel, how do we identify them before they cause homicidal harm?

Looks like the pandemic has exposed them.

Contributing Writer 10/16/21 Contributing Writer 10/16/21

Commitment

The next part I'm not really sure of. I don't know if she was trying to drug me...or if one of the local neck beards was trying to drug her.

David Himmel 10/15/21 David Himmel 10/15/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 10, 2021

Has there ever been a king named Simon? Because that seems like a good name for a king since everyone must do what Simon says.

Don Hall 10/14/21 Don Hall 10/14/21

Swimming in Bullshit Without a Floatie

Brandolini’s Law (a.k.a. the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle) which states that: “The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”

Don Hall 10/13/21 Don Hall 10/13/21

The Chappelle Watershed Moment

How Netflix handles the backlash to The Closer will determine the continued power of the shrieking micro-minority.

Guest User 10/12/21 Guest User 10/12/21

The Good Days - A Diary of Two Octobers

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Light inscense and start a book. When he came home it was time for lip gloss and the first in a string of a thousand “I love yous.”

Don Hall 10/11/21 Don Hall 10/11/21

I Believe... [Sadism is Not a Virtue]

…that our pleasure in the pain of others—even those we deem deserve the pain—while common and instinctual, is really not a quality of which we should be proud. Sadism makes us all a bit less.

Brett Dworski 10/11/21 Brett Dworski 10/11/21

How ‘The Silence of the Lambs’ Revolutionized Horror Films

But why was The Silence of the Lambs so good? And how did it push the envelope for horror films?

Don Hall 10/10/21 Don Hall 10/10/21

I Like to Watch | 15 Minutes of Shame (HBOMax)

This is a genuine documentary, absent much of the one-sided propaganda so joyously celebrated in our culturally divided pre-Civil War stance.

Don Hall 10/9/21 Don Hall 10/9/21

Boner

When the pandemic hit, the world crashed. Lockdowns, quarantines, masks. Stay-at-home orders. It was nuts. It affected everyone's business, their mental health, and, most important, Ted's dick.

David Himmel 10/8/21 David Himmel 10/8/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 3, 2021

I’m not one to introduce holidays too early. Like, keep Halloween in October, thanksgiving in November, etc. but if the threat of texting Santa gets my kid to brush his teeth and get to bed without a fuss at any point in the year, I’m all for talking Christmas in March.

Guest User 10/8/21 Guest User 10/8/21

Our Rural Road

Usually, it was minor things at the mouth of the road. Collisions into the guardrail that mussed up a front fender and little else. The loud squeak of breaks and the cloud of white steam from burnt tire rubber and then maybe voices in dissent. Never the need for an ambulance.

Don Hall 10/7/21 Don Hall 10/7/21

Purging Distraction for the Good of Society

Let's face it. Zuckerberg started Facebook as a skeevy fucker who wanted to punish women who wouldn't give him the time of day by providing other skeevy fuckers the opportunity to rate the women online.

Joe Janes 10/6/21 Joe Janes 10/6/21

Ten Shocking Revelations from Stephanie Grisham’s Book!

I like horses.

David Himmel 10/6/21 David Himmel 10/6/21

Why Keep Giving Facebook My Business?

I don’t know if I’ll leave it. But it’s been on my mind for a while now. Maybe I won’t go cold turkey, maybe I’ll start by deleting the app from my phone. Or maybe it’s best to pack up all my shit and walk right out. That’s the advice I’d give to someone else in an abusive relationship.