Jewface? JEWFACE?!?
Gimme a break.
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I Believe... [Apolitical Storms?]
...that the naming of hurricanes is likely to be apolitical but c’mon, guys.
If We Choose to Eat Shit, Is It Really the Fault of the Chef?
“What are you, stupid? All the food you eat is shit. Eat the sushi, dumb fucks.”
Same As It Ever Was
Try That in a Small Town
Small, rural areas operate by their own rules in part because they’re too tiny for the rest of us to really spend time worrying about them but these small towns are the canaries in the coal mine when it comes to how society works.
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I Believe... [Human Babies Require Our Pity to Survive]
...that human babies coming out of the womb helpless and unable to walk make other animals seem superior.
This is the Day
Simplicity: action begets motivation which creates results which inspire action and so on.
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I Believe... [Small but Potent]
...that four differently spiced and garnished sliders is vastly better than one full-sized hamburger.
Seven Years
We launched this bitch August 1, 2016.
Not All Dogs Are Feral
If a dog bites someone (it happens) we don't suddenly paint the picture that all dogs or even a significant percentage of dogs are feral.
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I Believe... [Playing the Game Better]
...that the drooling MAGA crowd are a lot better at the cancel and boycott game than the Progressive Left.
Finishing a Book Sweats Like Nostalgia
It caused me to miss Las Vegas, miss the people I used to work with and for, miss the life I had way back then (a whole three years ago), miss the very vibe of a casino.
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I Believe... [Stop Keeping Score]
...that for those keeping score, keeping score in anything other than sports or board games is the fucking problem.
Striking Out?
Any time it is workers versus greed plus new technology, the workers lose. Every time.
Shaving the Pubic Hair of the Seventies
I submit that with this completely unnecessary reboot the nuding of the pubic area of the 1970's is complete.
Doing and Subverting Aren't Possible Simultaneously
Subversive marketing is just marketing, and woke capitalism and anti-woke capitalism are both just capitalism.
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I Believe... [Childproofing Society]
...that smoothing over and correcting language is the childproofing of intellectual discourse.
I Like to Watch | Films that Reflect My Reflection
I am on a loop of looking into my past as if there is no future worth thinking about like a self-involved accident victim, only able to see and feel the scars of yesterday.
Why We Can't Have Nice Things Online
Perhaps I’m out of practice or have lost my taste for it like a former drug addict revisiting a high and discovering it isn’t quite what he remembered.
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I Believe... [Autonomy is a Singular Goal]
...that Himmel is completely, 100% correct when he states that marriage is a willingness to forgo autonomy. Given my almost relentless desire for autonomy, I should’ve known better…
How do you want to be defined? By one action? By some opinion that could evolve? By a mistake, regrettable only with hindsight? Or by the sum of your parts? Okay, do that for other people. Start the trend.