Joe Janes 11/16/22 Joe Janes 11/16/22

Trump Announces Run for Warden

Does anyone know how to make Diet Coke in a toilet?

Wayne Lerner 11/15/22 Wayne Lerner 11/15/22

The Wooden Door (1)

The old wooden door was a sentry protecting those inside.

Don Hall 11/14/22 Don Hall 11/14/22

I Believe... [Learning to Swim]

I believe... that while the lesson to ’never trust anyone ever again’ is reasonable in some cases it is not pragmatic or useful in any way. If you almost drown in the ocean, the better lesson is ‘learn to swim.’ I’m working on my breaststroke from now on.

David Himmel 11/12/22 David Himmel 11/12/22

[Reissued] Suicidal Tendencies and Hägar the Well-Timed Horrible

You can kill your pain and sadness that you had carried with you all those years. But you can’t kill the pain and sadness you’ve now created and left behind.

David Himmel 11/11/22 David Himmel 11/11/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 6, 2022

When you don’t know where to go, go back to the start.

Contributing Writer 11/10/22 Contributing Writer 11/10/22

[Still Relevant] What We Can Learn from Charlize Theron, Elon Musk, and Trevor Noah (Copy)

Charlize Theron was born in South Africa. Elon Musk was born in South Africa. Trevor Noah was born in South Africa. Yet, of these three brilliant, talented, successful people, only one was born a crime in South Africa.

Anonymous 11/9/22 Anonymous 11/9/22

[Worth Revisiting] A Toxic Friendship Fairy Tale

A darkly delightful tale of a hare standing up for herself against a selfish, useless, ignorant fucking bunny.

Contributing Writer 11/8/22 Contributing Writer 11/8/22

[Archived But Fresh] Humans are Scum

I cannot express how excited I am. Because over the past couple weeks since I was assigned this topic, I’ve been overwhelmed by this deep, dark despair. But in the next few minutes, I get to unload it all onto you, and then I can resume the carefree complacency to which I’ve grown accustomed.

You. People. Suck.

It’s true and you all know it and here are seven reasons why.

Don Hall 11/7/22 Don Hall 11/7/22

I Believe... [GenX Kids Were Monsters]

...that, if you’re honest with yourself, you know that you and your prepubescent friends would’ve beat E.T. with rebar and hammers, would’ve absolutely ostracized Edward Scissorhands, and would’ve taken Rick Moranis’s shrunken kids and put them in a mason jar with a firecracker.

Contributing Writer 11/6/22 Contributing Writer 11/6/22

[From the Archives] Required Watching: Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999)

Time for another installment of Required Watching where we knock you out of your comfortable routine of TV and movies to show you a documentary that's weird for the sole purpose of making you a better person. Knowledge is power.

Contributing Writer 11/5/22 Contributing Writer 11/5/22

[From Back in the Day] All Art is Political

But where, might you ask, is Art in all this. Well, if the concept of Politics precedes everything, guess what, Art, informs everything that politics and language created because 70,000 years ago, Homo sapiens developed an ability no other animal possesses, the ability to imagine that what which can not be seen. In other words, Imagination. If there is a dividing line between art and imagination, I’m hard pressed to find it.

David Himmel 11/4/22 David Himmel 11/4/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 30, 2022

Childhood goes by fast. When you’re a parent, it goes by even faster.

Don Hall 11/3/22 Don Hall 11/3/22

If Not Biden, Who?

Yeah, politics has become a Bizarro World version of the wrestling world of ridiculous hype and flexing muscles but it still actually matters.

Joe Janes 11/2/22 Joe Janes 11/2/22

Rick Scott’s 12-Point Plan to Rescue America

We will secure our borders and only let in hot blondes.

Contributing Writer 11/2/22 Contributing Writer 11/2/22

[ARCHIVED] I Was a Teenage Space Billionaire

I built a city in the desert.
Lithium and plastic and dry cellulose.
Autonomous flying cars.
Drone-delivered impossible everything,
Nourishing our body-positive bodies.
Streaming, bingeable Obama-produced documentaries
In every remote classroom.

There was even a monorail.

Don Hall 11/1/22 Don Hall 11/1/22

The Easy Gullibility at the Heart of Self Proclaimed Identity

In the parlance of a generation a few beyond my own "I don't care what you call me as long as you don't call me late for dinner."

Don Hall 10/31/22 Don Hall 10/31/22

I Believe... [Leaving Elon's Twitter]

...that the same people screaming that they’ll be leaving Twitter because Musk owns it are the exact same people who vowed to move to Canada if Trump was elected and guess what? They are full of shit. We know they’re full of shit so do we take their admonitions about anything else seriously?