The Great Era of Overwhelming Conflation
It's no longer enough to make the data-supported claim that our reliance upon oil has increased the inevitable rise in the planet's temperature causing unprecedented climate change. To make some impact it has to be the impending doom of all life on the planet.
The Kids Are (Maybe) Not Alright
How does society help a group largely defined as "impulsive, emotional, risk taking, anxious, unstable, and depressed"?
I Believe... [Good Guardians]
...that Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 reminds us how good the MCU can be.
Another Strike at the Arts in America
I’m defiantly in the camp of the writers on this one (as I would be in any fight between those doing the work versus those raking in billions of dollars) but the fight against new technology is a losing one historically.
I Believe... [Beware the Pretty Mugshot]
...that anyone who manages to take a decent looking driver’s license photo is to be closely watched for mayhem as they are likely supernatural or alien.
I Like to Watch | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
It is rare to sit down to watch a beloved film that has sat upon the shelf out of sheer, numbing dread to view it again.
A Case to be Made for a Pause
Here's the thing: the bill will always come due.
I Believe... [PodBlogger]
...that ‘podcaster’ is the ‘blogger’ of two decades ago. I’m happy to have been at the forefront of both oversaturated genres.
Give THAT Guy a Gun!
Let’s give that guy a weapon designed to kill another human being. Great fucking idea.
I Believe... [Elon Kaufman]
...that Elon Musk is the bastard son of Andy Kaufman and wreaks havoc as a continuation of his father’s legacy.
Delicious Ambiguity
Eventually, I rub everyone the wrong way.
I Believe... [Adulting]
...that the challenge of being a single adult is that there is no one around to say “Honey? Maybe that brick of cheese and craft beer could wait until tomorrow.”
Resisting the Forces of the River is the Only Choice
When I was a child, I had a recurring dream.
Bullies Are a Crucial Part of Our Development
Bullies are not only the obstacles that force us to live with that duality, they are necessary.
I Believe... [Pistols & Wands]
I believe... that the twin consumer responses to John Wick Chapter 4 and the Hogwart’s Legacy video game seems to indicate that the plurality of Americans love guns and shrivelfigs.
In Praise of Sensitivity Readers
The discourse of the sensitivity readers ultimately leads to an erasure of that history so that two generations from now, no one will even know how horrible writers, politicians, and scientists could be.
I'm No More Anti-Woke Than I am Anti-Christian
If I don't believe in the thing you believe in, I'm not against it.
I Believe... [The Mind of March Madness]
...that anyone obsessed with March Madness basketball needs to back up a step when they judge me for digging comic book movies. We all go nuts for the things we loved as children.
Social Media is a Vampire
A vampire can't come into your home unless invited. We invite too many bloodsuckers into our living rooms and wonder why there are holes in our neck.
Grappling with What is Important: The World or the Personal?
The state of the climate with its ridiculous weather patterns and disastrous effects on everyone is a scud missile headed right now to destroy us all—not the planet but our continued ability to live upon it—but before I get into all that the tire light on my Prius is on and it's driving me nuts.
How do you want to be defined? By one action? By some opinion that could evolve? By a mistake, regrettable only with hindsight? Or by the sum of your parts? Okay, do that for other people. Start the trend.